How to procrastinate
Nelli Kamaeva Nadezda Alekseeva Maria Kheysina
Poster
On procrastination, played completely deadpan as a skill worth charting — funny right up to the moment you recognise your own schedule in it.
A poster shaped like a real infographic, titled "how to procrastinate properly" and played completely straight, as if delay were a craft worth mastering. The joke is that the data is the joke.
Black and white throughout, it packs in bar charts, percentages and a column of oversized statistics about how chronic procrastinators actually spend their avoidance. The centrepiece is an hour-by-hour timeline of "an ideal day for a procrastinator," marching from 09:00 (stay in bed scrolling) through coffee, YouTube, snacks and not-quite-starting all the way to evening, with supporting exhibits around it: social media topping the distraction rankings, a small bell-curve of the procrastination-action line, and a sidebar reframing "a lazy mind" as a goldmine of creativity.
It's funny right up to the uncomfortable moment you recognise your own schedule in it.
A poster shaped like a real infographic, titled "how to procrastinate properly" and played completely straight, as if delay were a craft worth mastering. The joke is that the data is the joke.
Black and white throughout, it packs in bar charts, percentages and a column of oversized statistics about how chronic procrastinators actually spend their avoidance. The centrepiece is an hour-by-hour timeline of "an ideal day for a procrastinator," marching from 09:00 (stay in bed scrolling) through coffee, YouTube, snacks and not-quite-starting all the way to evening, with supporting exhibits around it: social media topping the distraction rankings, a small bell-curve of the procrastination-action line, and a sidebar reframing "a lazy mind" as a goldmine of creativity.
It's funny right up to the uncomfortable moment you recognise your own schedule in it.
How to procrastinate
Nelli Kamaeva
